SOUTH PARK

South Park is a comedy animated series created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central (and its current owner, Viacom) since 1997, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Colorado. South Park satirizes many aspects of American culture and current events, and challenges deepset convictions and taboos, usually using parody and black humor.

ERIC CARTMAN - "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

Eric Cartman is the "Fat Kid" in the group and the others are constantly making fun of him about his weight. When Scott Tenorman doops him out of $16.12 Cartman becomes determined to get him back. As Scott shows up to Cartman's party later that week, he discovers that there is more to "Chili con Carne" than he previously thought. Basic rule, don't f*ck with Cartman.

KYLE BROFLOVSKI - "If you put somebody's weiner in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!"

Kyle Broflovski is the smartest out of the 4 boys. He is often made fun of (usually by cartman) because of his Jewish heritage. Kyle cant stand Catman because of his cruel, lazy, bigoted, uncaring attitude. One line Catman uses often is you stupid Jew! In the episode Passion of the Jew Kyle learns more about the resurrection of Jesus. He feels guilty for the death of Jesus and tries to get the Jewish community to apologies for the death o f Jesus. Kyle has also felt lonely and sad because he is the only one in his class that does not celebrate Christmas. You see this in the episode Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo when Kyle sings Lonely Jew.

STAN MARSH- "Hey Wendy, you're a bitch!"

Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has asthma, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger; he experienced significant trauma after she dumped him.

KENNY McCORMICK - "Mmf mm mpf mm mommmppf mmf momm mmom mf mff. Mff mffs mmmph mmf, mmph? Mmmpf mpph"

Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we are left only to guess at what he has said. Kenny has been on a good luck streak for the past season and has not been offed once in the new episodes... yet.

BUTTERS - "Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth kid"

Butters is in class with Stan, Cartman, and Kenny. When Kenny died for good in season five, Butters became their new best friend. Unfortunately when his use as a friend didn't meet up to their standards, Butters gets fired as the new best friend, and loses his mind creating Professor Chaos.

BEBE - "Well sure! That sounds hella-fun!"

Bebe is Wendy's best friend. She thinks Kyle has a sweet ass. Wendy tells her about her secret attraction to Cartman.

Bradley - "I'm Getting Gay With Kids!"

Bradley was Butters' roommate and accountabilibuddy at Camp New Grace, a religious camp for correcting gay children. Bradley shows indications of "like-liking" Butters, although he tries hard to fight off these "bad thoughts."

BRIDON - "I love Highschool Musical"

When the "High School Musical" craze takes over South Park Elementary, Bridon Gueermo leads the pack. He's just a third grader, but he can sing and dance better than anyone. He's seen "High School Musical 3" over 100 times, which makes him a huge favorite among the girls.

Clyde - "But you just said right then, kill them all"

Clyde is a school friend of the four boys. He's the fattest kid next to Cartman. When Cartman goes to jail for a hate crime agains Token, Clyde is made into the fat kid. According to rumor, he only has one testicle. In the episode "The List", he was number one on the list of cutest boys in class. It was eventually revealed that the girls voted for Clyde so they could go out with him and get free shoes since his father owns a shoe store at the mall.

CRAIG - "Kiss my ASS"

Craig goes to school with the four boys. He's constantly flipping people off. Craig was trained once to be a Sumo Wrestler by Cartman. The kids were bored and wanted to see him and Tweek get in a fight to see who would win. After a short stint at producing a TV show, one of his teachers requested he have his testicles removed surgically.

DAMIEN - "Rectus, Dominus, Cheesy Poofs"

He is the son of the Devil. He comes from Hell to challenge Jesus to a fight with his father, Satan. Everyone at South Park Elementary makes fun of him and calls him "Fartboy"

DOGPOO - "I'm Clean, I bath once a month!"

DogPoo is one of the other little school kids in the boys' school. He seems to have a small problem: personal hygene. Can someone say pig pen?

DOUGIE - "Simpson's did it!"

Dougie is Butters' little friend... er sidekick. He doubles as "General Disarray" when he's causing trouble with Professor Chaos!

FILMORE - "I love Rosie"

Filmore is one of Ike's classmates. He runs against Ike for Kindergarten Class President. His aunt is the famous Rosie O'Donnell.

FOSSE AND BILL

These two characters are always hanging out with each other. They're inspirational words were heard in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride" when Bill says "Your dogs gay" They also make an appearance in "Lil' Crime Stoppers"

GOTHS - "Oh, like you know what pain is! Go try living in a Third-World country, you little pussy!"

The last thing the Goth kids want to be is conformists; as a result, they all dress alike. After Stan was dumped by Wendy, he became one for a while. Some of them are apparently really good dancers.

IKE - "Kick the BABY!"

Ike is Kyle's little brother. Ike is adopted. He is really Canadian, hence his head moving like Terrance and Philip's. He is often mistaken for a garbage can. Kyle enjoys kicking Ike, but deep down inside loves him and defends him. Catch Phrase: Don't kick the baby!

JIMMY - "Stan says that your a cunt-cunt-cunt-cunt...a continuous s-source of inspiration"

Jimmy is one of the boys' friends from Boy Scouts. He likes to be called "Handi-Capable" He ends up outshining our beloved Timmy with his stand up comic routine. Timmy shows him a thing or two about kicking ass.

KYLE'S COUSIN KYLE - "I Have Asthma"

This is Kyle's Cousin Kyle. He comes to live with Kyle and his family when his mom gets sick. Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny keep trying to get rid of him because he's really irritating.

PIP - "Jolly ho"

Pip is the boys school friend. They like to torture him by calling him "fartboy" and spitting in his eye.

PROFESSOR CHAOS - "I'm going to flood the world! wohahaha"

Professor Chaos is Butters gone mad! When Stan, Kyle and Cartman ditch Butters as their replacement friend, he slowly goes on the downward spiral of madness and becomes... Professor Chaos.

SCOTT TENORMAN - "MOM...DAD?....noooooooooooooo"

Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. He goes to Cartman's first annual Chili Con Carnival and finds out that he made a big mistake messing with the fat boy.

SHELLY - "Shut up!"

Shelly is Stan's sister. She wears headgear for her teeth, and beats the crap out of Stan. Although she doesn't like her little brother, when he gets into trouble she sticks up for him, but in the end she'd prefer to run him over with a lawnmower.

STARVIN' MARVIN -

Starvin' Marvin is shipped to the boys from Ethiopia by Sally Struthers. They boys donate five dollars to the foundation and get Marvin in return.

THOMAS - "JIZZ FACE, COCK SUCKER"

Thomas has tourettes. He teams up with Kyle to stop Cartman.

TIMMY - "Timmeh!"

Timmy is one of the boys friends. He's retarded. The only things Timmy can say is his name, his turkey's name, and "Livin a lie."

TOKEN - "Im no different from anyone else"

Token is a classmate of the boys. Cartman gets arrested when he chucks a rock at Token's head.

TRENT BOYETT

This is a former classmate of Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle. The boys blamed him for a horrible fire that disfigured their pre-school teacher. Trent was sent to juvie for five years... and when he was released, he swore vengeance.

TWEEK - "ARRGGGHHHHHHHHH"

Tweek drinks a little too much coffee. His parents own a coffee shop in town and he sees small little creatures stealing his underwear.

Wendy Testaburger - "CARTMAN , I'm gonna kick ur ass!"

Wendy is the little bitch of the kids. She hates anyone that tries to take Stan from her. Her best friend is Bebe, and she is going out with Stan. She is an environmentalist and according to Cartman a tree-hugger.